FRIDAY: Next week is Waverly's end of the year talent show. I would recommend you start thinking about your routine today, or get a group together for something HOT. To prep for the next week of fun, Brandon (who is usually the definition of a party pooper) is throwing a bash in the old abandoned library behind campus. Bring boos and balloons. You don't want to miss this once in a lifetime party.
[story and a nice title later]